Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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