the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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