god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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