oh god the rape fog is back!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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