I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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