apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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