I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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