dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Small penises have feelings too.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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