that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Green mimosas i think yes
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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