scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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