i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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