wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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