kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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