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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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