Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
