I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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