its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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