maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Please don't give away my fajitas
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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