I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My nipple is on Facebook.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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