Moan for me like Helen Keller
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize