your room smells of hookers.
And success
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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