this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Every concussion has its silver lining
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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