love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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