I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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