After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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