it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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