It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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