Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
