What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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