I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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