I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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