In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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