morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She even gives head with a lisp.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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