you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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