Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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