I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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