i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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