Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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