So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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