hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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