Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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