i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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