i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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