R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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