So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How's work?
Spinning.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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