Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
