Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i out mim tonsoeep
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