SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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