Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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