So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
two words...techno handjob
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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