You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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