IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
wow bdsm is so cute
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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