when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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