were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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