She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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